I do like watching Chelsea Handler so of course I MISS it. (Chuckles)
Sprinter ticketed for running too fast....
I finally found one that was funny. Been reading 'em all day and this one might be the winner...
Enjoy.
CHARLESTON, S.C. -- Local university sprint champion Allison Bick can add a ridiculous distinction to her growing list of accomplishments as a college track star -- illegally running too fast.
For many, the thought of being cited for being too fast would be flattering, but for Bick, who has never had a traffic violation or a ticket of any kind, being labeled a rule breaker is a serious matter.
"I respect the law. My father was a Police Sergeant, " said a still-shocked Bick, who has yet to crack a smile over the citation. "When the policeman stopped me, I was like, are you joking?"
Officer Randy Clifton made it clear that this was indeed no laughing matter.
"My job is to control the speed in a given area," said Clifton, who has been receiving hate mail since the incident. "I understand Ms. Bick is a top athlete but she was going nearly 30 (mph) in a 15 mph school zone and putting lives in danger."
No human has been clocked over 28 miles per hour, meaning that according to Officer Clifton's account, Bick could likely be the fastest human on the planet. Nevertheless, Bick still refuses to see the silver lining in the incident.
"I had just gotten a new pair of Nike Air Max running shoes and was doing some interval training," said Bick. "I wasn't trying to break the law."
Bick will contest the charges in front of the county judge next month. Until then, she intends to keep her training on the track.
Enjoy.
CHARLESTON, S.C. -- Local university sprint champion Allison Bick can add a ridiculous distinction to her growing list of accomplishments as a college track star -- illegally running too fast.
For many, the thought of being cited for being too fast would be flattering, but for Bick, who has never had a traffic violation or a ticket of any kind, being labeled a rule breaker is a serious matter.
"I respect the law. My father was a Police Sergeant, " said a still-shocked Bick, who has yet to crack a smile over the citation. "When the policeman stopped me, I was like, are you joking?"
Officer Randy Clifton made it clear that this was indeed no laughing matter.
"My job is to control the speed in a given area," said Clifton, who has been receiving hate mail since the incident. "I understand Ms. Bick is a top athlete but she was going nearly 30 (mph) in a 15 mph school zone and putting lives in danger."
No human has been clocked over 28 miles per hour, meaning that according to Officer Clifton's account, Bick could likely be the fastest human on the planet. Nevertheless, Bick still refuses to see the silver lining in the incident.
"I had just gotten a new pair of Nike Air Max running shoes and was doing some interval training," said Bick. "I wasn't trying to break the law."
Bick will contest the charges in front of the county judge next month. Until then, she intends to keep her training on the track.
Jail= No inspiration for T.I.
(Waits for someone to yell 'He is a fake 'cause it didn't inspire any new songs...' out like it is the gospel)
Bryant McKinney of the Vikings.....
I mean, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Do your thing cuz.
Behind-The-Scenes w/ Bryant McKinnie from KidduNot.com on Vimeo.
Kim Goss- Miami Girl
Shoutout to 305HipHop for the footage.
Miami Girls: Kim Goss - Hard Body Model | April 2010 from 305HipHop.com on Vimeo.
Miami Girls: Kim Goss - Hard Body Model | April 2010 from 305HipHop.com on Vimeo.
For some reason...the females around me like Pitbull.
Not mad at it 'cause he keeps 'em moving real nice. Here he speaks on Rick Ross a bit.
Pitbull on Rick Ross-MTV Spring Break 2010 from Stephen Nahorniak on Vimeo.
You N***#@ wanna see Pac come back? He's right here...-Ja Rule..Jon Stewart on the CNN caller criticizing black call ins..
I am sure it is will funnier than what I said on the subject HERE..
Too many more quotables but he DID ACTUALLY USE THAT CLIP...@ title of this post. Yes, he really did. Jon is a fool for that. He also 'showed' what he would have told the caller.
Him speaking on 'Super Hero' Barack Obama and him doing a whole lot of work after passing the Health Care
Roxana Saberi. She speaks on why she was 'held' in Iran...This was interesting because I had never heard her speak on it.
Too many more quotables but he DID ACTUALLY USE THAT CLIP...@ title of this post. Yes, he really did. Jon is a fool for that. He also 'showed' what he would have told the caller.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Him speaking on 'Super Hero' Barack Obama and him doing a whole lot of work after passing the Health Care
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Roxana Saberi. She speaks on why she was 'held' in Iran...This was interesting because I had never heard her speak on it.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Roxana Saberi | ||||
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