Out of all the things about the Internet that I love, THIS HERE might be tied for first. Empress E (@MusicNerdery) blogging unjust encounter with officer..

I'mma start you off and they you go to her spot and finish. This is a must read....I am in tears over here....

Dear Officer Whateverthefuckyournamewas.

from Music Nerdery. by E

Oh I know I gave you my card. So I’m sure you’ll see this. I’m hoping you will.

And let’s be clear. I know what myself and this blog are protected by. So don’t run up on me with the bad cop attitude again, okay? You ain’t fuckin with me.

Now, even though you came in on  some bootleg rude ass cop tactics and LIES…
You had nothing but my total cooperation, politeness… along with a search of my car and house without warrant for arrest or search. So technically you were in my house, on my generosity, Illegally (I’m sure you know that).  Because I have nothing to hide. I politely explained the situation to you and offered several witnesses. My husband was there the whole time. Watching you. Then explained that I know exactly what my rights were.
Yet you still acted like a total bitch.
So I’m going to say it again, like I said it to your face, as I escorted you off my property.......

PLEASE GO READ THE REST HERE....

'That's how you do it son..."- Charlie Daniels....