Dear Officer Whateverthefuckyournamewas.
You had nothing but my total cooperation, politeness… along with a search of my car and house without warrant for arrest or search. So technically you were in my house, on my generosity, Illegally (I’m sure you know that). Because I have nothing to hide. I politely explained the situation to you and offered several witnesses. My husband was there the whole time. Watching you. Then explained that I know exactly what my rights were.
Yet you still acted like a total bitch.
So I’m going to say it again, like I said it to your face, as I escorted you off my property.......